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Hookups with Twinks: Pros & Cons

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The Urban Dictionary defines a Twink as follows:

“An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.”

Guess what kind of party I went to?! That’s right: I attended what turned out to be a twinkfest. No complaints from me. Twinks are fantasy material. I wasn’t about to miss out simply because the room’s combined I.Q. ranked below sea-level. Does that make me shallow? Who gives a shit, really.

It’s easy to trash talk twinks, but I like them. They’re awesome toys and most are happy to be used as such. What more could a guy ask for?

But before you get ideas about netting one (or more) for yourself and your friends, you better brace your ego:

What twinks lack in substance is more than compensated for in terms of hottie-ness. They’re in a position to pick and choose play-partners, and they set the bar high. Sadly, this doesn’t include your personality or smarts—so you better be hot yourself, or have a big cock, or have drugs you’re willing to share.

I was lucky. I was in the right place at the right time, invited by a friend who was a friend of one of the twinks present. Not only was I “pre-approved”, but both my cock and my body passed the oh-so-shallow physical requirements. My age was overlooked because I don’t fall into grampa territory. Maybe I even fit some sort of Daddy-factor, who knows. Whatever won me my free pass, rest assured I didn’t try winning them over with any sort of irony.

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Twinkdom is a state of mind. These guys are at a place in their lives where they live to have a good time, on the lookout for pleasure wherever they can get it. To bag one (if you aren’t one) is like being in a porno:

– perfect cock, hard all the time; smooth, hairless body

a willingness to be group-used, like a fucktoy (no doubt the ecstasy they drop helps that along)

– an angel-face who knows full-well he’s doing something beyond naughty

They won’t be twinks forever. Within just a couple years they’ll find themselves in the same big bucket as the rest of us. So grab one while you can.

I suggest you start at the gym—not to cruise, but to work out. Shallow can be worth it.

Be safe!

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