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Santa’s Beard

My buddies and I love to cook, and Xmas always gives us an opportunity to pull out all the stops on entertaining. It’s pretty much a kitchen-crawl, each of us taking our turn roasting something good’n’stuffed (we luuuuuuv good’n’stuffed…).

Rest assured the baster you see in our kitchens is, indeed, used solely for the purposes of cooking—we do, however, each keep a separate baster for the after-dinner par-tay… What can I say: we’re all on Santa’s naughty list!

If turkey-baster-fun is news to you, I suggest you get online and see for yourself that I’m not making this shit up.

Here it is in a nutsac: you spread your ass wide while someone empties a basterful of cum into your gut. It’s that simple, and filthy.

Ah, but it’s the nuances that really pour on the holiday cheer:

1. The baster should be filled with the cum of those you know and love. Not only does that keep the risk at bay, I like to think it brings you closer together.

2. Collect the cum via a circlejerk into your fave holiday serving bowl. We long ago started a tradition of using a bowl patterned with a smiley Santa face. We joke that “we’re growing Santa’s beard!” with each shot of cum.

3. The host is the one who gets “basted”.  We take turns hosting, so Santa will have the chance to slide down each of our chimneys.

4. Just like any bird that’s been stuffed with care, if it’s been basted it’s guaranteed to be tasty. So don’t waste it. Squirt the drippings onto the face of Guest #1, who will then look like he’s wearing a “Xmas cumbeard”. The “beard” is subsequently passed from cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek, until everyone gets a taste of that Xmas spirit!

Here’s the thing:

Normally, “cum-basting” is practiced by extreme fetishists and anonymous gangbangers (who also sometimes substitute the baster with a mega-size cum-syringe). But they shouldn’t hog all the fun! Do they know it’s Xmas?!?! Feed the world!!

Be safe!

How do you enjoy the holidays?

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  1. newman10069

    June 15, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    I would love to find a man or a group of men that want to have sex with an older big man

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