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Hooking Up with a Twink

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As time goes on and I stop to reflect, I can’t deny that my take on twinks is softening. These tender little snackcakes aren’t so bad, and indulging in one now and then certainly won’t give you a cavity.

It’s not like I have to marry one. (FYI — for all you guys who are planning on marrying one, you do realize that by the age of 23 they’re not really twinks anymore, right?) And, hell, if you can withstand the negatives, sometimes what only a twink can deliver will do.

PROS

Stiff dicks. Some of these guys are still 19 — of course they’re packing wood ’round the clock! From 40 years onwards, stiff dicks can be a crapshoot, depending on your hookup’s health and habits. This is never a consideration when hooking up with a twink… unless you’re hitting them up after a bender, that is.

Multiple loads. Again, I can still remember how much spunk I was packing at that age. Sometimes you want the night to last a little longer, no?

Eye candy. Deny it and you’re a liar — young, smooth bodies are delicious to behold, and having one naked in your bed ain’t so bad. But the backwards ball cap makes me cringe, so I insist that our twiggy little friends toss it off for a couple hours, no biggie.

I’d be crazy to dis such favorites!

Now…

CONS

The alphabet. As in: it seems many twinks are still learning it. It can be trying having to sift through the n2 69? pre-hookup texts, let alone all the like, so, likes. Even if they are gorgeous with stiff cocks full of fun-juice.

Life? What life? Don’t expect to talk about anything interesting. These bois aren’t old enough to have amassed any life experience worthy of chat. But stuffing a cock in his mouth takes care of that.

Mediocre sex. I don’t mean the hookup is mediocre, but rest assured it won’t be your twink bringing years worth of sexual experience to the table. They’ll likely be up for anything, but chances are you’ll have to lead.

Wasted. I like to party just as much as the next guy. But twinks are at that stage in their lives when having a nightly toot is business as usual. If it’s meth, you’re dealing with a potential tweaker. Better lock up the good china.

These are all workable, though… if I’m pining for twink. Which I now sometimes do — when I’m in the mood for a smooth, stiff cock that doesn’t know how to spell.

Which I sometimes am. Who knew!

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