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The Toy Box: Inflatable Gargantua Dildo Review

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When You Need Just a Wee Bit More

The Toy Box features reviews of sex toys that myself and other contributors test drive.

What can I say: I’m a size queen! I like the look of big cocks and the feel of them. In real life I can’t always be so choosy; but when I’m shopping for dildos you can bet my first stop will always be the party-size aisle.

Finding a biggie in a package ain’t really so tough. Finding one that stands apart—one with that little something extra—that’s the trick. Lo and behold, Santa came early this year when I happened upon this baby here:

The Inflatable Gargantua Dildo

Inflatable Gargantua Dildo

Size—check. Shape—check. Veins—check.

So far, so whatever.

But here comes the closer:

It manually inflates and deflates! Holy mother of pleasure! Say hello to my little (but not for long) friend! I thought I’d been around, but somehow this one got past me. The sensation of having a dildo inside my ass, that, on command, gets just a little bigger, as though it’s just about to cum? Haa-low!

Alright, I also have a confession to make: once I got a taste of The Gargantula, I bit the bullet and went just a wee bit further (I couldn’t help it, I was feeling weak!), adding this one to the collection:

It’s The Giganticus! (And the altered suffix makes all the difference, trust me). Here’s what makes both worth having: The Giganticus has the almighty upwards curve. And this-here boy luuuuvs the curve.

Both are so competitively priced it’s hard to justify not splurging.

Your bum will thank you for it.

Goodness knows I’ve booked a week off work…

Be safe!

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