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Profile Cock Pics: To Use or Not to Use

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In an earlier post I promised a dissertation on something I believe to be critical for online dating. Here it is.

A female friend of mine couldn’t stop laughing at all the “sad guys who posted pictures of their penises” online. She was reacting as though these guys had stooped to gutter level just to get attention. She couldn’t be more wrong, I told her. In Gaytown, cock pics are king.

A guy’s cock pic will hopefully be his point of pride. Why not – a nice cock is a nice cock. It’s what first makes other guys click on your profile. If they can read, it will have interested them enough to read your profile. A cock pic alone – more so than even a naughty, catchy profile name – is what grabs the eye quickest.

And every uber-confident six-packer twink should know there’ll be no skimming off the top if he’s too arrogant to have a cock pic. No one cares about the six-pack if the cock fits into a shot glass. And no one wants to make that disappointing discovery after having dropped 30 bucks on cab fare. A pic of the cock would have been a simple solution.

(Some guys withhold pics at their discretion. It can be frustrating, but understandable. At least they do have them, ready to share if inclined to do so. Argh.)

Everything that runs on electricity, battery, or solar power can now substitute as a camera. A good camera. Read your booklets and learn to use them properly – flash or no flash? – so you can take better pics. Experiment until you get a cock pic that’s porno-worthy. Your cock should fill the majority of the frame, it should be well-lit, and – I cannot stress this enough – be in focus.

It’s got nothing at all to do with being shallow. We all want hookups to be with guys who are funny and smart and sexy and rich and have big cocks. But, fess up, boys, how many of you get online and go right to the cock pics first? It should beU a lesson to us all that other guys are checking us out, and they’ll check us out first if we’ve posted something irresistible.

Final piece of advice: Once you’ve taken a great photo be sure to delete it from your cell phone immediately.

Be safe!

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