How to Get Straight Guys to Suck Dick

Have you ever wanted to suck a straight guy’s dick, or ask him to suck yours?

It is well known that many a man who identifies as totally straight, regardless of age or upbringing, actually quite enjoys dabbling in secret same-sex encounters.

Sometimes they don’t even know they want to, but there’s no harm in a little harmless persuasion in the game of sex now is there? Of course not.

How to Get a Guy to Suck Your Dick (or Let You Suck His)

Here are five fun steps you might consider when trying to entice a straight man into sucking your dick.

1. Go for drinks.

Like any great seduction, you should allow for some libations for you and the gentleman in question, to take the edge off as they say.

So meeting someone at a bar or after-hours club (even better), when both your brains are nice and dizzy, lubed up and ready for some more than suggestive flirting is quite key.

2. Let him know you’re gay immediately and that you think he’s hot.

You don’t have to actually say the words. Inviting body language and eye contact will usually do the trick.

And all straight men secretly love getting told they look good by gay men; it’s an ego boost, and all men love those.

3. More drinks!

Everyone is more prone to sexy thoughts (and hopefully actions) when they’re tipsy. This is a slippery stage and overdoing it can result in both yourself and the man in question becoming too intoxicated.

If either of you is prone to boring political rants or long-winded speeches about the current state of men’s fashion, too much booze might trigger aggressive diatribes and potentially derail the whole how-do-I-get-him-to-suck-my-dick plan.

4. Allow him the time to explain that he’s not gay at all.

At the same time, apply the necessary supportive leg, back, or if you’re really feeling the signals, neck rub, to non-verbally reassure him that he’s so hot and really shouldn’t be straight, or at least not tonight. It would even be a strategic time to move in for a kiss while he’s pausing for the right words (trust your instincts.)

Straight men who are still with you at this stage are really enjoying the obviously more than platonic interest in them but feel the need to explain (mostly to themselves) that this isn’t something they would do normally. 

5. Suck his dick first.

If you manage to get him somewhere private and coax his cock into your mouth, apply your best blow job techniques (which you always do) and it’s guaranteed he’ll be dying for a shot at reciprocating.

C’mon really, who wouldn’t?

Anyone dare to share a story of sucking a straight guy or vice versa?

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