The Edge-Hoarder Combo-Pack
How many times in these pages have I gone on (and on…) about the pleasures and benefits of edging? Don’t bother looking it up, I’ll just tell you: plenty.
Here’s a quick 411-recap: Edging means to bring yourself to the point of cumming then suddenly holding back before you do. Repeat this as many times as possible, like, say, a bajillion times. Why on earth would anyone in their right mind wanna torture themselves like that? Well, let’s just see:
- the orgasm is more intense
- it stiffens your cock
- it’s an awesome cum-tease
- it makes more cum
- it certainly keeps you focused
- it keeps your cock on a hair-trigger
That’s edging.
Now let’s jump somewhere else:
Ever go online and notice a guy has written something like “4-day load, any takers?” in his LOOKING FOR NOW ad? That guy would be a hoarder. Bottoms go crazy for them. Why? Well, let’s just see:
- the orgasm is more intense
- it stiffens your cock
- it’s an awesome cum-tease
- it makes more cum
- it certainly keeps you focused
- it keeps your cock on a hair-trigger
Sound familiar?
(But lemme warn you, a hoarded-load makes edging a lot trickier: one move too many too early and the party’s over. It requires that much more focus — but at least that only puts you both more in sync.)
Just imagine if you’re an edger and you find a hoarder online! Like I am, and I did, last weekend. Here’s how the fat lady sang:
I let him drop his load (yes, “drop” is the only way I can describe it…) onto the cheeks of my bare ass. It weighed a ton. Shot after shot, landing on me over and over. And y’know that way-too-over-used-to-the-point-of-pointless expression “hot cum”? Well, rest assured, this cum burned my skin. You don’t get a shot that powerful, a load so heavy, cum that scalding — none of it… unless you’ve edged a hoarder.
Gulp! I can’t believe I just wrote that!
D’uh! Who am I kidding! I’ve also written just as many posts about how much of a Slutty McSlutmutt I can be! Woohoo!
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Be safe!