Omg, this topic gives me anxiety just thinking about it.
I’m constantly on high alert for any of my smutty correspondence to accidentally go viral. Why am I such a granny about it, you might ask? Easy: I’ve been burned in the past. And lemme tell ya, it’s embarrassing.
This was a few years ago. My computer was hit by a virus and, of all the folders to attack, it was my “secret” dirty email collection that was dispersed for all to see. Many of my contacts reached out (“…Thought I’d give you a heads up…” kinda thing), but to this day I’m still not sure when I look people in the eye whether or not they’re thinking about having had a good hard look at my filthy mind.
Pics — dirty or otherwise — are pretty much coming off our phones these days. Frustrating issues with auto-correct aside, it’s bad enough that, when entering a recipient’s name, one slip of the finger can accidentally change your intended recipient from “Mark” to “Mom”.
But I get the attraction to snapping a dirty pic and firing it off to a hookup. It is sexy, and it IS a great way of showing someone how you feel about them. And chances are you won’t mis-send it… once. Trouble is, in the heat of the moment, we can get snap-happy, and soon fire off pic after pic, possibly to “Mom”. It’s hard to keep things straight when you’re rushing with blood and greasy at the fingertips.
There’s plenty of space for dirty pics online. Is it such a bad thing to only allocate or distribute them via your profile? Personally, I think it’s more effective to titillate with words, anyway. You can call up your potential hookup’s gorgeous cock pic and let words and fantasy fill in the blanks. Consider it.
Alternatively, consider the effect the pic of your stiff, greased-up willy will have when viewed by:
- your parents
- your boss
- your students
- your friends
- your rabbi, imam, or priest
If you don’t believe me, maybe all those poor nude celebrities who’ve unwillingly shared their privates with the galactiverse can sway you.
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