I’ve never taken Viagra, or any erectile aid, for that matter. I suppose one day it might be inevitable, but for now I continue to ride the lucky train of youth.
Doesn’t mean I haven’t been with guys who are on Viagra. And I’m sad to say the experiences left me cold. Of course I’ll take a Viagra-ized cock any day over a limpy noodle, but that doesn’t guarantee me satisfaction.
There are two scenarios in particular that I find awkward:
Hooking up with a guy who popped Viagra earlier in the night
By the time I get there, he may have already fucked three other guys. That in itself is no problemo. Trouble is, the only reason he keeps fucking is because the pill won’t wear off. He can’t cum anymore. Things take a steep drop when he tells me he has to stop because his cock, although still fully engorged, is hurting like a motherfucker. Date over. No pay-off.
Viagra or poppers?
Poppers are ubiquitous on the scene, and many guys can’t seem to fuck without them. But indulging in poppers while on Viagra is a sure way to get a heart attack (yes, it is possible to have too much of a blood rush). So I end up meeting guys who are torn between A) getting their much-loved poppers high but risking a limp dick, or B) taking a Viagra but not being as horny… because they’ve become so addicted to the rush of poppers they can’t be horny without it.
No one discloses their Viagra use before hooking up, so I keep finding myself in these scenarios unwittingly. And it’s not like I’m about to freak out on some guy because of his erectile dysfunction. But, still.
I suspect I might enjoy the experience of getting fucked by a Viagra-cock if I’m first in line. If I’m the one getting him before he’s cum—and certainly before he’s in agony. And as much as I, too, can see and appreciate the euphoric effects of poppers, it’s sad to think a guy can’t be horny without them.
Having said all that, let’s revisit this post in a few years, when I’m in the market for Viagra. Maybe by then they’ll have manufactured something a little more… user-friendly.
Be safe!
Also read: Advantages of Dating Older Men