I recently came to terms with a fact about cock pics: they’re images of cocks at their best. That’s good news if you’re after something awesome to behold. The bad news? Those cocks never quite look like the pic when we finally see them in the flesh.
Guys go through a whole lotta prep to take that pic. It ain’t no instamatic. First you decide you need one. Then you choose a background. Then an angle. Then you realize the set-up took so much effort you can barely get a boner. So you start working your cock so it looks all hot ’n ’bothered. Then you take 500 pics until you get one you like.
So what we see are cocks that are primed. But is that dishonest? Is it a travesty that the cocks are slightly disappointing (compared to the pic) when we finally lay eyes on them? I don’t think so. Nor do I think it’s a dating profile faux pas. Posting a pic of our cock-on-a-so-so-day is like posting a pic of our gut after eating at Nonna’s on Xmas day. Not our best moment. Would any of us (apart from twinks) stand a chance if we didn’t put a little effort into our cock pic? Don’t we only want to boast our cocks when they’re at their best? Naturally. I don’t think it’s any more dishonest than getting dolled-up for a portrait.
So if you wanna snap your cock at its best:
- Wait at least 3 days since you last came. That’ll make your cock firmer and throbbier.
- Trim your pubes. Your cock will look bigger. No need to shave bald. In fact, the grow-back is a constant irritation. Unless you maintain it, of course.
- Grease it with oil-based lube. It gives it an extra glow, much sexier than any water-based guck.
- Edge repeatedly beforehand. Keep bringing yourself close to cumming, then hold back. It keeps your cock on a hair-trigger, and trust me, that comes across well on camera.
We’ll all understand that what you’re posting is your cock’s potential. And that’s not misrepresentative at all. It’s up to us—at hookup time—to make your cock all that it can be. Just like in the pic!
In the meantime, we love to ogle!
Be safe!