Tips for Masturbating Together

When guys go online for a quick hookup they’re pretty much all looking for the same thing—you’ll find those looking to suck, to be sucked, to fuck, or to be fucked, or some variation or combination thereof. What you rarely see (although I have on occasion seen it) are guys offering up/requesting hand jobs. That, is a pity.

I think The Hand Job is underrated, and it’s time to give its due—not just as The Original Sexual Position That You Can Take With You Anywhere, but for its use on the dating scene.

My awakening came the day I experienced what a hand job could really be. No fucking, no sucking, just hands—but oiy-oiy-oiy were my eyes opened to pleasure. I was at the receiving end from a guy who had mastered it. Bit o’oil, and boom. So it can be done. A sexual experience via hands that delivers the same rush as the fuck’n’suck. I now even insist upon it regularly.

Most of us usually don’t take the time to master it. We give each other a bit of a tug and move right on to the nasty. It’s rarely more than foreplay. But, think about it: a guy’s junk is nuanced with shapes and nooks and corners that only fingers can fully address.

Newly-out-of-the-closeters who are still learning the ropes and guys who are obsessed with safety should take full advantage of what can be done “manually”. A circle jerk is a great entry-level way to try group-sex, without any of the guys being distracted by the possibility of disease. Vocalizing throughout is highly recommended, though: to take it up a notch past simply-wanking, describe your fantasies to each other, the same way you would fantasize when you’re alone and wanking. You’d be surprised how much mileage you can get from describing the things you would like to do.

And another thing we tend to forget: masturbating another guy doesn’t just mean you touch him with your hands. Rub his cock all over you, for goodness sake!

Here’s your checklist:
— Oil is a must. Lube won’t substitute. It’s too sticky. And oil’s way sexier anyway.
— Gum. Kissing fills in the blanks.

What on earth could be simpler!

For the kinkier types, I also highly recommend a glove of your choosing…

Start practising!

Be safe!

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