Sex in Public: Let’s Get it On!

Let’s define, for the purpose of this post, “sex in a public place”. It doesn’t refer to bathhouses and such, it means “having sex in a place where you are under no circumstances permitted to have sex and if you’re caught, well, good luck explaining it to your mother”.

And, of course, yours truly has a favorite among such places. My desert island choice is the public washroom – a toilet stall to be precise. Preferably someplace with (but not an abundance of) traffic. After all, without strangers coming and going outside the stall, you’d just as well be having sex in a broom closet. That’s the whole point, isn’t it? The risk of getting caught? Having to be so extra, extra quiet, despite the agony of pleasure you’re having to undergo, is a major climax intensifier. True, the same hush-hush boasting could be made by many “sex in a public place” places, but how many of them also demand that you simultaneously balance on a toilet?

Which brings me to: at some point, guys, unless you want someone outside the stall to call security, one of you will have to balance on the toilet. And this is where my big sexy bravado goes a bit squirmy – I will only fuck another guy in a public washroom stall if said stall is classy. I know, I know, I’m talking about having sex in a toilet and I’m using words like “classy”; but believe me, one glance at a skiddy toilet during sex is more than enough distraction to spoil a moment.

Generally, I’m very much into spontaneity. Not so for stall-fucks. I either A) make note of any perfectly sexy public washrooms (my favorites are fancy restaurants where they provide fresh warm towels to dry your hands) and make a plan to return with a guy who’s into it, or B) go with the flow but reserve the right to bail if things aren’t spic and span. We all have our thing, right?

Here’s what’s at the bottom of my “sex in a public place” list: outside in a public park. It reminds me of sleeping in a tent or camping, both of which I detest. I also detest bugs.

Be safe!

Where do you like to carry out public sexcapades?